1 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:04,279 Hey! Hi, Mom. 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:05,218 What are you doing? 3 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:06,920 What's it look like? I'm emptying the dishwasher. 4 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:08,760 Without being asked. 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,620 So, I don't want you to tell me I never do anything around here. 6 00:00:12,340 --> 00:00:13,780 Did you run the dishwasher? 7 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,079 No, I did not. 8 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:20,640 Hello? 9 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,380 Yeah, Brian's here. Who is it? 10 00:00:25,340 --> 00:00:26,340 Farrah Henley? 11 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:30,210 Oh, real funny, Becca. If you want to pretend you're the homecoming queen, 12 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:32,110 you've got to sound a lot more stuck up. 13 00:00:34,830 --> 00:00:35,830 What? 14 00:00:37,190 --> 00:00:38,190 Sorry, Sarah. 15 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:42,370 I'm Lauren, and I'm Brian's sister. 16 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:44,410 Okay, I'll get him. 17 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:45,950 Brian, phone! 18 00:00:46,270 --> 00:00:50,790 The homecoming queen wants to talk to Brian. Oh, no. He's not helping her 19 00:00:50,790 --> 00:00:52,190 a dress or something, is he? 20 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:54,170 Hello? 21 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:55,710 Oh, hey, Sarah. 22 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,340 Yeah, the party's tonight at Andy Howard's. It's going to be mad crazy. 23 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:01,040 What's mad crazy? 24 00:01:01,340 --> 00:01:03,720 Not quite twisted, but better than jiggy. 25 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 All right, I'll see you then. 26 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:11,700 You're friends with Sarah Henley? Yeah, she's a sweet kid. 27 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,280 How did that happen? 28 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,180 Well, we've become friends since I started hanging with the varsity 29 00:01:16,180 --> 00:01:19,490 team. When you say hanging, you're talking about your underwear from the 30 00:01:19,490 --> 00:01:20,850 flagpole and you in them, right? 31 00:01:21,370 --> 00:01:24,670 No, I'm the team statistician, and they like having me around. 32 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:26,690 And what's this party you're going to? 33 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:29,470 No big deal. Some seniors having some people over. 34 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:34,430 So, Bri, you know what would be mad crazy? You're not going to the party. 35 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:37,530 Listen, 36 00:01:38,530 --> 00:01:41,070 Brian, we're really happy that you're making new friends, but you're only a 37 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:43,190 sophomore. Are you sure you're ready for a senior party? 38 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:44,249 Yeah, why? 39 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,980 Why? Well, it's just that, you know, it's an older crowd, and they're going 40 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:48,780 be doing older activities. 41 00:01:49,220 --> 00:01:51,940 Yeah, and by that, she means smoking and boozing. 42 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,880 And, you know, we can't condone that. 43 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:59,920 Guys, I promise I would never drink. 44 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,700 I've seen it ill effect. 45 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,420 It's called teaching by example, and you're welcome. 46 00:02:07,380 --> 00:02:10,919 Look, Brian, this is a big decision, and your father and I need to discuss it 47 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:12,300 before we let you go. I understand. 48 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:14,900 This is great. 49 00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:17,200 Okay, a lot of concerns. 50 00:02:17,420 --> 00:02:18,420 Here's some pros. 51 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:19,580 Here's some cons. 52 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:21,020 Discuss, discuss, discuss. 53 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,620 Oh, tense moment. 54 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,920 Okay, okay, you're right. Brian should go to the party. 55 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,080 But, Bill, I really think we should talk about this. Are you sure he's ready? 56 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:35,020 Come on, Judy. We need to let him experience these things now so he 57 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:36,020 buck wild later. 58 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:37,340 What does that mean? 59 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,880 When Brian goes to college, do you want him to be the kid who goes to his first 60 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:45,500 keg party, gets smashed, streaks through the dorms, and wakes up naked and 61 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,940 handcuffed to the bike rack in the quad? 62 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,019 That's crazy. 63 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:51,000 Judy, it can happen to a guy. 64 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:55,060 Twice. 65 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:59,620 All right, well, if you think Brian is ready, then we'll let him go. 66 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:03,300 But let's let him sweat a little bit, you know? We don't want him to think 67 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:04,340 this was an easy decision. 68 00:03:04,740 --> 00:03:05,740 All right. 69 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,820 All right, Billy, you can... Brian, Brian, I can go to the party! 70 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:24,000 I'm still in love with you today Cause you make me happy Come 71 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:30,480 on, Bulls, let's see some offense. 72 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:34,380 The last three games, they've only been shooting 30 % from the floor. 73 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,100 I mean, Pippen's got a sweet outside shot. Why don't they just put him in? 74 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:38,660 Pippen's off his game tonight. 75 00:03:39,780 --> 00:03:43,420 Wait, wait. My son just said Pippin, and he wasn't talking about musical 76 00:03:43,420 --> 00:03:44,420 theater. 77 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:48,320 I've dreamt about this day, son. 78 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,140 Well, since I've been doing stats for the team, I've really gotten into 79 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:55,180 basketball. I mean, if you think about it, it's all about math and physics. 80 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:56,700 Brian, Brian, it's basketball. 81 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,020 Don't dork it up. 82 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,040 Brian, I just saw Hakeem's car pull up. Oh, great. 83 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:05,060 We're on day four of an online risk marathon. 84 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,100 Wish me and my ten soldiers good luck. 85 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,980 Hopefully those ten fingers won't be his prom date this year. 86 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,220 Actually, you know the party he went to the other night? He told me he was 87 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:23,140 talking to a blonde girl from the swim team who was pretty nice. You know what 88 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:24,140 that means, Judy? 89 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:28,540 Well, I'm guessing with Brian that means she's blonde, she swims, and she's 90 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:34,680 nice. Oh, yeah. No, it was fun. I had a great time, too. 91 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:36,869 I'll totally call you. 92 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:38,770 Okay. You big freak. 93 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:44,630 Linda, what are you doing here? Oh, I just had the worst date. This guy Pete 94 00:04:44,630 --> 00:04:49,330 so needy. He couldn't stop hanging on me, staring at me. It's like he wants to 95 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:50,209 suffocate me. 96 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:51,570 Well, invite him in. We have pillows. 97 00:04:55,450 --> 00:04:56,810 Hello? Dude! 98 00:04:58,890 --> 00:05:02,550 What? Stop what you're doing, Brian. We need you to come pick us up. 99 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:06,280 The whole team's been out partying. Hey, hey, hey, kid, I'm not Brian. 100 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,940 Yeah, right, and I'm not drunk. 101 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,360 We're at the taco stand on the corner of Homestead and Newble. 102 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:15,760 Woo! 103 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:21,480 I feel the same way about tacos, but I'm not picking you up. Oh, come on, dude, 104 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,520 you promised. 105 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:27,280 Besides, I puked on my car keys, and now the beepy thing won't work. 106 00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:30,840 Well, you know what does work? My hangy -uppy thing. Adios. 107 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:36,990 Just some drunk basketball players asking Brian for a ride home. 108 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:40,030 Well, Bill, how are those boys going to get home? We can't leave them stranded. 109 00:05:40,510 --> 00:05:43,450 Well, they're expecting Brian to pick them up. Let's call them. It's just 110 00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:46,750 Hakeem's. Well, I'll call information. What's Hakeem's last name? 111 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:50,190 Hakeem Hababalua Babambuaya. 112 00:05:50,770 --> 00:05:53,890 Look, you guys should try and do something. I mean, what if these kids 113 00:05:53,890 --> 00:05:54,889 drive themselves home? 114 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:55,930 Well, maybe I should just go. 115 00:05:56,150 --> 00:05:59,510 Whoa, whoa, wait. You can't go. These guys think Brian's cool. 116 00:05:59,970 --> 00:06:02,650 Can you imagine how it'll look when his mommy turns up to get him? 117 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,760 Well, I won't tell them that I'm his mom. I'll tell them I'm his cousin, his 118 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,480 cool cousin from California named Heather. 119 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,600 I'll go. These guys are high school athletes. 120 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:16,820 They'll feel more comfortable with one of their own. 121 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:18,780 You can be Heather when I get back. 122 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:24,980 By the way, Heather is blonde and anxious to learn. 123 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,860 Hey, how long we been out? Brian got old and puffy. 124 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,520 Oh, uh... Brian couldn't make it tonight. 125 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:41,320 So he sent his dad? What a wuss. 126 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:45,040 No, no, no. I'm not his dad. I'm Brian's cousin. 127 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,960 His dad's in Hawaii. 128 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:51,000 Really? That's right. He lives there. 129 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,020 Solves crime with his old nom buddies. 130 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:57,680 He wears short shorts and has a sweet mustache. 131 00:06:58,780 --> 00:06:59,900 They call him... 132 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:03,280 Magnum P .I. 133 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:07,620 Sounds like that show Magnum P .I. 134 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:09,760 A little bit. 135 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:14,280 Hey, we're going to have to give Jeeves hell on Monday for begging out on us. 136 00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:17,520 I'm sorry. Did you just call Brian Jeeves? Yeah. 137 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,220 That's his nickname. 138 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,880 Well, actually, his nickname is Jeeves, our helper monkey. 139 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,760 He just shortened it to Jeeves. 140 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:27,360 Why Jeeves? 141 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:30,990 Because he's our butler, dude. He does everything we tell him to. He's our 142 00:07:30,990 --> 00:07:31,990 designated driver. 143 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:34,970 He goes on burger runs. He does our homework. 144 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:36,310 Babysits my son. 145 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:42,930 So the only reason you hang out with Brian is so he can be your errand boy 146 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,670 chauffeur? It's not like we make him wear a little hat. 147 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:47,550 Dude, yeah, we do, remember? 148 00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:53,090 Sorry, 149 00:07:53,810 --> 00:07:55,410 I thought I saw a weasel. 150 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:57,900 My place is at the end of the block. 151 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:02,020 Um, Jeeves usually turns the motor off a few houses early, so my parents don't 152 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:03,960 hear me sneaking in. You got it, buddy. 153 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,200 Thank you. 154 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:08,100 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 155 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,820 Hello, boy, Josie. Hope you don't wake up your parents. 156 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,020 That was classic. 157 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:23,120 Wait, you're not going to do that at my house, are you? 158 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:25,900 Okay, good. 159 00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:27,140 I'm five doors down. 160 00:08:27,580 --> 00:08:29,860 Oh, the house that used to have the mailbox in front? 161 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:31,900 Used to. Hold on, boys. 162 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:40,740 No, no, I totally think you should give him a call. 163 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:42,539 No, we only went on one date. 164 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:44,700 Okay, call him. 165 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:47,200 Bye. What was that about? 166 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:51,060 Oh, Susan in accounting wants to go out with Pete, the needy guy. Oh, great, off 167 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:52,060 the hook? 168 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,260 you lots of attention, which I do not want. 169 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:01,120 Lots of compliments, which, hello, I do not need. 170 00:09:04,340 --> 00:09:07,680 Maybe I should just, uh, you know, give him a call and give him a bit of a heads 171 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,480 up, let him know that Susan's kind of a backstabber. 172 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:13,220 So now you want to call him because someone else wants him? Huh, he's busy. 173 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,700 Boy, that Susan's pretty desperate. I'll keep calling him. 174 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,420 Oh, Linda's going a little nutty over that guy, huh? 175 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,600 Yeah. You deserve better. 176 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:24,840 Good people. 177 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:27,200 Honey, I made pot roast for dinner. 178 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:28,820 I'm not hungry. 179 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:30,600 All right, now you're freaking me out. 180 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:36,480 I'm upset about Brian, too, but you gotta eat. Come on, baby. Judy, I 181 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:40,200 son was cool. Now it turns out he's nothing but an errand boy. 182 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,800 You can't just slap a pot roast on that wound, Judy. 183 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,860 Ooh, those baby onions. 184 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:50,440 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I would have done exactly what you did to 185 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,159 those boys. 186 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:54,300 Really? Except I would have waited until they got into the front of the car and 187 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:57,900 chased him down to see the fear in their little basketball faces for messing 188 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:58,900 with my bribes. 189 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,480 Not so jockey now, are you? 190 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:08,960 The basketball team won't talk to me anymore, and they booted me from 191 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:11,280 and I owe it all to my cousin. Way to go, Magnum. 192 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:18,540 Wait, Brian, sit down. There's something that we need to talk to you about. 193 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:23,280 Now, it might not be easy to hear this, but it's something that your father 194 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,460 found out last night. 195 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:28,400 Those basketball players, they're not your friends. 196 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:29,680 It's true. 197 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,480 They only let you hang out with them because they think of you as their 198 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:36,040 boy. They don't respect you. They make fun of you. 199 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:37,620 Duh. 200 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,600 I know they make fun of me. That's what they do. They make fun of everybody. 201 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:45,200 But they call you Jeeves. So? 202 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:47,760 They call Greg the missing link. 203 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:52,120 And they call Steve crotch rot. I think I'm ahead. 204 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:56,100 Are you sure you want to hang out with people who treat their friends like 205 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,100 garbage? Yes. 206 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,880 I get to cut in line at lunch. I sit at the cool table. 207 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:03,260 The hot senior girls talk to me. 208 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:06,440 And now because you busted them, the whole school's calling me narc. 209 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,540 I'm sure it's not that bad. 210 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:09,860 What's up, narc? 211 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,860 Lauren, don't call your brother that. 212 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,360 What? If I don't, people are going to hate me too. 213 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,380 All right, but not at home. 214 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:34,180 Friday night watching Brian sit on a bench and do stats for the team. Punkin, 215 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:38,260 Brian's been through a rough time. The family supports each other. 216 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:39,460 So when? 217 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,560 Okay, it's something new we're trying. 218 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:44,420 Here is Brian. 219 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,560 Yeah, there's some other kid with the clipboard sitting in his seat. 220 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:49,720 Oh, I hope they didn't demote him. 221 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:52,900 To what? What team job is lower than doing stats? 222 00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:31,420 You should go down there and see how he's holding up. What do you want me to 223 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:34,660 say? Well, just let him know that we're still proud of him and nothing he could 224 00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:35,660 do could change that. 225 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,800 Except maybe that. 226 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,580 Dude, it's Narc's cousin. 227 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,020 What do you want, Narc's cousin? 228 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,240 I'm just looking for Brian. 229 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,560 He's not here. 230 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:57,260 Listen, guys, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about getting you in trouble with 231 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:58,500 you folks. That was not cool. 232 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:02,160 I was just a little bent out of shape when I heard you making fun of Brian. 233 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,340 It's no big deal. We were just kidding around. 234 00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:05,640 Yeah, I know that now. 235 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,840 I guess I just get a little overprotective when it comes to him. 236 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:10,380 That makes sense. 237 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,200 With his dad being in Hawaii and all. 238 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:18,500 Brian loved being the statistician, man. He's been really down since you started 239 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,080 treating him like a narc. I'm the narc, not him. 240 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,760 Maybe it was a little harsh busting him down the mascot. 241 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,440 And he was a great statistician. 242 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:27,560 Really gentle with my baby, too. 243 00:13:28,910 --> 00:13:32,530 It's not too late, guys. I'm sure he'd love to get back on the team. All you've 244 00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:33,530 got to do is ask him. 245 00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:34,690 I don't know. 246 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:40,070 Well, boys, the big game against Hancock Magnet School's coming up, right? Yeah. 247 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:43,830 And isn't it tradition to prank those stuck -up punks? 248 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:49,010 Well, I think Brian's great big getaway van can come in pretty handy when 249 00:13:49,010 --> 00:13:53,130 you're, say, putting the John Hancock statue in a dress. 250 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:56,630 That's a good idea. And I've got the perfect dress. 251 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,019 Cousin's right. 252 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:05,560 From now on, Nark is back to being Jeeves. 253 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,540 And I'm accepting submissions for a new nickname for Kyle. 254 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:10,900 So hold up. 255 00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:13,600 Sorry, Coach. Bill Miller, class of 82. 256 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:16,160 You got yourself a real bunch of hell raisers here. 257 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,560 Oh, yeah? 258 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,280 What are my boys up to now? 259 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:23,420 Oh, just talking about what kind of prank might be on tap before the big 260 00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:25,480 game. Is that right? Yeah. Prank. 261 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,600 Prank? 262 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,160 Didn't you learn anything after the fiasco last year? 263 00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:34,090 This school cannot afford hip surgery for another goat. 264 00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:36,709 I'm sorry. 265 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,350 I didn't mean to. No, no, no. I'm glad you told me. 266 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:40,290 Everyone, thank Mr. 267 00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:42,210 Miller here for bringing this to my attention. 268 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,130 Thank you, Mr. Miller. 269 00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:49,430 I want you to think about this, Frank, when you're doing 200 gut busters after 270 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,450 the game. 200 gut busters? 271 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:52,690 Now it's three. 272 00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:55,050 Okay, we got a game to win. Let's go. 273 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:57,750 You suck. 274 00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,130 All right, let's do it. 275 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:01,230 Jesus, Nick. 276 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,160 Still Nark. 277 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:06,480 And Nark's cousin's new nickname is Sock. 278 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,480 Later, Sock. 279 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:10,980 Later. 280 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,520 Why? 281 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,940 I was just trying to help. 282 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,620 Are you mad? 283 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,560 Yes. But you're smiling. 284 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:43,020 and I even put a little note on his car. 285 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,960 You went to his house? 286 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,240 No, no, it was parked outside of that flat student's place. 287 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,820 Some friend. I set her up with him, and how does she pay me back? 288 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,040 By dating him? 289 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:56,740 By throwing herself at him, Judy. 290 00:15:57,220 --> 00:16:00,760 No, his car was parked outside of her house all night long, or at least until 291 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,040 a .m. I don't know, I fell asleep for a while. 292 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,400 Well, you have been burning the crazy candle at both ends. 293 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:10,040 Please don't make me break my bones, but you turned your son into a mascot. 294 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,960 Hey, hey, don't be too hard on Bill. He was only trying to get Brian back with 295 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:15,960 the cool crowd. 296 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,480 And screwed it up so bad you want to cry. 297 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,140 Hello? 298 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,960 Is he okay? 299 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,420 Yeah, we'll be right there. Thank you. 300 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,440 There's a coach who wants to talk to us after practice. Something about Brian. 301 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:35,700 Oh, okay. I'll look after Tina. You and Suck should go down there. 302 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,880 How do you know they're calling me that? 303 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,200 What's up, Suck? 304 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,480 I have to say I'm very disappointed. 305 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,920 I didn't expect this kind of behavior from Brian. 306 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,180 I didn't do anything. 307 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,840 Yeah, we believe you, son. 308 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,500 What did he do? 309 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,000 I'd rather not say in front of the Ferris X. 310 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:56,939 Oh, her? 311 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,100 You've got to be kidding me. 312 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:00,800 What's going on, Coach? 313 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:05,940 Apparently, you guys didn't understand when I said no pranks against Hancock 314 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:06,940 Magnet School. 315 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,140 Because last night, someone vandalized Hancock's sign. 316 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:13,950 Today... I found this in Brian Miller's locker. 317 00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:20,270 Why would he just steal the H -A -N from the Hancock magnet? 318 00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:21,810 Oh, my God. 319 00:17:22,089 --> 00:17:24,750 Dude, you did that? Way to go, Narc! 320 00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:26,050 Narc rules! 321 00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,530 Narc rules! Narc rules! Hey, quiet! 322 00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:30,990 Miller, you're looking at a month's detention. 323 00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:34,010 And the rest of you clowns, I want 100 commando squats. 324 00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:37,030 Hey, Narc's got to do them, too. And count them for us. 325 00:17:37,510 --> 00:17:38,830 He's our statistician. 326 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:40,230 I am? 327 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:41,650 You bet you are. 328 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,030 All right, get cracking, ladies. 329 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:47,690 So how'd you get up there to get to that sign? 330 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:51,130 Like, what are you, Spider -Man? Hey, that's a good nickname. 331 00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:52,850 All right, listen up! 332 00:17:54,570 --> 00:18:01,210 Jeeves, formerly Nark, formerly Jeeves, is now Spider -Man. 333 00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:03,970 Spider -Man. 334 00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:06,410 Spider -Man! Spider -Man! 335 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:09,010 Spider -Man! Spider -Man! Spider -Man! 336 00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:13,890 And I even got the pajamas. 337 00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:21,850 Well, Judy, you were right. Brian did sort it out by himself. You know, that 338 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,830 a hell of a prank. Only a true Miller man could have pulled that off. 339 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:27,330 I did it. 340 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:32,450 What? Someone had to save the kids' rep, so last night I went to Hancock High 341 00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:35,190 with a hacksaw, cut off the letters, and put them in Brian's locker. 342 00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,390 I love you so much. 343 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,470 You're a great mom. 344 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,520 You're a wonderful wife. 345 00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:45,100 You're a criminal. 346 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,900 Stop. It's just a misdemeanor. 347 00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:57,480 What are you doing with that? 348 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:00,020 The new mascot's going to come by today and pick it up. 349 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:48,440 Just couldn't resist, could you? 350 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,700 Now it's dark, isn't it?